Cannibalistically Algebraic (or, “Attempting to prove the humanity of cannibals”)

I have theorized that cannibals are technically the only humans that truly exist…and I have figured out a way to prove it using a simple algebraic equation and basic logic.

Firstly, we’ll let P be the variable for a type of person and x for the type of food someone predominantly eats.  And, of couse, as we all know, you are what you eat.  So P must be equal to x.  For example, I once knew a person who mainly eats pistachios, which are a type of nut (n).  So if P = n, we can conclude that that person is nuts.  Which is true, by the way.

Now, using the “Food Theorum”, as I call it, we can substitute P in for C (whch represents cannibals).  And since cannibals eat humans, we can sub in H for x.  Thusly, C = H, meaning that cannibals are humans.  Do any other people eat humans?  I don’t think so.

10 Things Ways That You Can Tell That You’re Trapped in High School Musical – Part 1

Reason No. 10:
Everyone in your school is a cliche.

Okay, admit it– if you’ve seen High School Musical, the first thing you’ll notice is how much of a cliche everyone is. There’s the jocks (Troy and the basketball team), the intellectuals (Gabriella and, um, those dorks that kidnapped her), the drama queen (Sharpay), the idiot (um…her brother), the emos and goths, the skaters… the list goes on. There’s bound to be at least one of these groups in your school. Chances are, you may even fit one. (/_\)
Trust me– walk into any high school and you’ll see people separated into these cliques. Or at least, that’s what the movies tell us.

If you’re still not convinced, stick around – there’s more installments of this EXHILLARATING list coming… when I feel like continuing.

I’m an antisociopathicpseudoneononconformist

A long time ago, someone once said that you are either a conformist or a nonconformist.  And he/she/he-she/it left it at that.  If that person was still around, I’d throw that guy off a cliff.

Allow me to explain to you.  It’s not like you really have a choice but to listen, is it?  Well, it is.  If you did listen, you’d probably be a conformist, as you probably stumbled upon this while looking for an angry rant from a sociopathic nonconformist, as those types of blogs are pretty popular today.  Well, you’ve come to the wrong place, as I am not a nonconformist.  Then again, I’m also not a conformist.

 You see, in a way, I sort of am a nonconformist; I’m really not into a lot of things that the general public sees as popular.  And I just recently discovered my nonconformist…ness.  So I guess I’m more of a neononconformist, so to speak.  Of course, there are still a lot of mainstream that things I’m into, even though I’m still more towards my nonconformist side.  So you could sort of call me a pseudoneononconformist.

One more thing about me is that I kind of ave a bit of a social disorder.  It’s not like I have a mental disorder (for all I know) or anything, but I tend to try to separate myself from those around me more than I try to be with them.  So I’m a tad sociopathic.  Of course, a lot of time I really need to demand attention from people, because, frankly, no one seems to listen when I speak most of the time.  So I’m on the edge of antiosociopathic…ism.

 So there you have it: I’m an antisociopathicpseudoneononconformist, and I’m proud to say that.  That is, as soon as I figure out how to say it ten times fast.