For years, I refused to do it.
I always said to myself, “NO. Why would I want to?!??”
But eventually, I decided this—- yes.
What am I talking about, you ask? Why am I saying this? Who the heck am I? Where’s Canada?
Well, in order, I’m talking about starting a blog. I used to say to myself, “NO!!! Why does the world need to know my business?” But recently, I’ve decided that I’m not gonna squander my knack for sarcasm, my nilhilism, and my randomness for myself– I’m gonna share it with the world. I doubt this blog will ever really become popular, but I’m guessing that SOME people will see it. For those of you who don’t, who the bleep cares? You’re missing out on some very high-quality stupidity here, but it’s not my problem.
Me? I could be some 40-year-old in his mom’s basement. I could be a seven-year-old girl scout trying to sell cookies. I could even be a bored 15-year-old sitting in school with nothing to do. Whoever I am, that’s for me to know and you proably never to find out.
And I don’t live in Canada, but I live south of it, in the U.S. Yes, the U.S. As in the country where there are more lamebrains per square mile than the number of obsessed Miley Cyrus/Jonas Borthers fans per middle school. And believe me– that’s more than anyone can count. Except maybe someone who holds the world record for counting, but that’s a story for another day.
Normally, I’d prob’ly be all like “Ok well this is my 1st blog and im liek a n00b @ this so…kthxbye”. But this time… waitasec– THAT’S NOT HOW I’D BE!!!!
Just one thing you should know about me, I think I have multiple personality disorder. (No I don’t.)
